Top Five Gardening One Liners
5. My uncle was going to be a tree surgeon, but he faints at the sight of sap.
4. God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
3. A toddler was found chewing on a slug. After the initial surge of disgust the parent said, “Well, what did it taste like?” Without hesitation, the two-year old replied, “Worms!”
2. Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard.
1. A good gardener will weed em’ and reap!