A Gardener’s Valentine

A Gardener’s Valentine

A Gardener’s Valentine The Cabbage has a heart; Green Beans string you along. You’re such a ripe Tomato, Peas to me belong? You’ve been the Apple of my eye. You know how much I care, So Lettuce get together, we’d make a perfect Pear. See,...
A Gardener’s Valentine

Top Ten Landscaping Rules and Murphy’s Law

Top Ten Landscaping Rules and Murphy’s Law 10. Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it. 9. Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed. 8. The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking. 7. Weeds grow at...
A Gardener’s Valentine

Nine Real Meanings of Plant Catalog Terminology

Nine Real Meanings of Plant Catalog Terminology: 9. “A favorite of birds” means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines. 8. “Grows more beautiful each year” means “Looks like roadkill for the foreseeable future.” 7....
A Gardener’s Valentine

10 Lessons About Life I Learned From Trees

10 Lessons About Life I Learned From Trees 10. It’s important to keep deep roots. 9. Late bloomers make the strongest most beautiful trees. 8. It pays to branch out. 7. Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. 6. Don’t pine away over old injuries. 5. Be...
A Gardener’s Valentine

Top TEN Hilarious Jokes About Lawn and Garden Care

Top TEN Hilarious Jokes About Lawn and Garden Care 10. The Hard-working Chinese Worker. A hard working Chinese man comes to the landscaping company looking for work. The boss says “OK, you’re hired. You’re in charge of the supplies.” In his...