Ten Gardening Quotes From the Rich and Famous – Volume I
10. “Yup, gardening and laughing are two of the best things in life you can do to promote good health and a sense of well being.” – David Hobson (Australian Tenor)
9. If only I could grow green stuff in my garden like I can in my refrigerator. – Mike Garofalo (NFL Insider, Fox Sports)
8. “I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards the sunlight.” – Rita Rudner (Comedienne)
7. “A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.” – T.H. Everett
6. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” – Doug Larson (Deceased Columnist)
5. “I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.”- Richard Diran (American Adventurer and Gemologist)
4. “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.” – James Dent (American Author and Sportswriter)
3. “Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.”- Dave Barry (Comedian and Author)
2. “You never iron a four-leaf clover, because THAT would be pressing your luck.” – Elaine Valvezan
1. “There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s.” – Clyde Moore