Nine Real Meanings of Plant Catalog Terminology
9. “A favorite of birds” means to avoid planting near cars,
sidewalks, or clotheslines.
8. “Grows more beautiful each year” means “Looks like roadkill for
the foreseeable future.”
7. “Zone 5 with protection” is a variation on the phrase “Russian
roulette,”Β and itβs likely gonna die.
6. “May require support” means your daughter’s engineering
degree will finally pay off.
5. “Moisture-loving” plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs
and swamps.
4. “Carefree” refers more to the plant’s attitude than to your
workload.
3. “Vigorous” is code for “has a Napoleonic compulsion to take over
the world.”
2. “Grandma’s Favorite” — until she discovered free-flowering,
disease-resistant hybrids.
1.”Annuals” means you will only be disappointed once a year.
