- 10. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, they emit foul smells, and they don’t work half the time.
- 9. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
- 8. What is a Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
- 7. What can you make from baked beans and onions? Tear gas.
- 6. Why did the gardener quit? Because his celery wasn’t high enough.
- 5. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- 4. How did the tree surgeon break his arm? He fell out of one of his patients.
- 3. What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
- 2. Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.
- 1. What is the difference between boogers and spinach? No matter what, your kids won’t eat spinach.
The Top Ten Gardening Riddles
The Top Ten Gardening Riddles